I love it!
Who Dat?
Oh...a bunch of cheaters.
I suggest a "wheel of misfortune" with all the first string players names on it. You spin the wheel at the beginning of the quarter and the lucky winner gets to stand at the 50 yard line with his back turned while an opposing player gets to hit him at full speed. It would be like a technical free throw in basketball.
Make all the defensive players that were involved in the bounty system play with leather pads from the 40's.
No fair catches for the Saints for a season.
Make their kicker do a "dizzy izzy" right before every snap.