My late father used to tell me (mostly when I’d done or said something REALLY stupid - which was pretty often) that he was not my father. He said a crow crapped me on a stump and the sun hatched me.
With that said, has anyone seen Sasha and Malia’s birth certificate? So, I’m guessing no paperwork for any son either! LOL
Plus, for him to have a son wouldn’t that mean he would need to impregnate the Wookie? Obama is not my president, can’t stand any politico from Chicago for that matter. But, even I wouldn’t wish for anyone to have sex with the Wookie. Ye Gods, the very thought of it sends chills down my spine!
My father-n-law used to tell one of his daughters - not my wife- that she was born when two box cars bumped together and she shot out of a hobo’s butt.