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1 posted on 03/27/2012 12:58:25 PM PDT by marthemaria
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To: marthemaria

What a waste. The least he could have done is serve it up with a side of fava beans.


2 posted on 03/27/2012 1:03:05 PM PDT by bgill
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To: marthemaria

He can still do a sitting job.


3 posted on 03/27/2012 1:04:20 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: marthemaria

He doesn’t have a...

ah crap, I can’t do it.


5 posted on 03/27/2012 1:09:51 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I tried to buy a hoodie today but the store manager said they had all been shoplifted.)
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To: marthemaria

Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot


6 posted on 03/27/2012 1:10:19 PM PDT by YourAdHere (I'm questioning Obama's patriotism!)
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To: marthemaria
"The food was too badly burned to reattach."

hate it when you overcook your food.
7 posted on 03/27/2012 1:11:30 PM PDT by pricilla (one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
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To: marthemaria

How can he expect to collect unemployment, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on...

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9 posted on 03/27/2012 1:17:31 PM PDT by flatfish
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To: marthemaria

Foul play is afoot.


10 posted on 03/27/2012 1:23:09 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: marthemaria

What entitlement culture??

Well, he could have just ballooned up, wore diapers and pretended to be mentally distured as an “adult baby”.


11 posted on 03/27/2012 1:25:42 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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Well, with a name like Url, maybe he could host web sites....


12 posted on 03/27/2012 1:29:05 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: marthemaria

I didn’t know they had democrats down under


13 posted on 03/27/2012 1:29:54 PM PDT by wild74
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To: marthemaria

How do you say” I want 99 weeks like those Americans get” in Austrian?


15 posted on 03/27/2012 1:32:54 PM PDT by lakeman (Semper Fi)
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To: marthemaria

"It's a shame what guys like me are
having to resort to now that
cross-dressing is considered normal!"

17 posted on 03/27/2012 1:44:33 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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This little piggy went to market............ this little piggy stayed home......this little piggy was roasted....


19 posted on 03/27/2012 1:50:23 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Newtrition - soul food for a starving America.)
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He could get a job as a foot-cooker. A niche market, true, but he could dominate the field.


22 posted on 03/27/2012 8:10:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Then move on to finger food.)
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