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To: EnglishCon

I bought one of the pointless kitchen knives, purely for the novelty value

we have one also it’s called a butter knife.Maybe next they will ban forks or make rubber prongs. Better cut down all trees you could poke an eye out with a twig.


4 posted on 03/31/2012 3:08:24 AM PDT by bikerman (you can take the man out of the jungle but can't take the jungle out of the man)
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To: bikerman

Stop giving them ideas!

Just to give you an idea of the insanity we have here - my business owns a small van. It is registered to the business, not to me, to get the tax break.
I am the only person that drives it, never carry a passenger, and legally I am not allowed to smoke in it because it is a business vehicle.

Or, I bought a new kitchen knife a couple of weeks ago. A nice one, well made, good steel and a comfortable size. I had to show proof of age, despite having a fairly impressive and nearly totally white beard.

I can not drop off or pick up my grandkids from play group. Because I am male. That is not an assumption, that is a direct quote from the playgroup leader.

The list goes on and on. Forget the camels nose in the tent, the entire herd is in here.


7 posted on 03/31/2012 3:28:44 AM PDT by EnglishCon (Gingrich/Santorum 2012.)
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