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To: loucon

“You know why the dumb thugs hold their guns sideways?
Because that’s the way it came in the box.”

LOL! You owe me a mop to clean my keyboard. That is great humor.


70 posted on 03/31/2012 7:10:13 PM PDT by sergeantdave
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To: sergeantdave; loucon
In re: “You know why the dumb thugs hold their guns sideways?"

Just sick of the racist jokes, Mr. Moderator. As any street weapons specialist knows, you holds the pistol sideways because you rests it on the window sill of the drive by vehikle.

Tell you what, Sergeant Dave. Take the big bottle of Colt 45 and start to drinking. Then smoke some crack. Do some good weed and a speedball to come down a little, drink more Colt. Take off your belt and puts your pants down about half mast. Get in your Escalade with the rotating hub caps. Slouch down real low so's the man can't see you.
Get up to about 65 and drive by Pepe's Funeral Parlor and Tacos, keep drinking. Start shooting.
Lez see what you can hit, white boy.

O yeah. Remember to puts the window DOWN.

81 posted on 04/02/2012 5:40:44 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (So, Scalia, Alito, Thomas, and Roberts can't figure out if Obama is a Natural Born Citizen?)
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