[EternalVigilance]

The Constitution Party is a horrible mess.

Try this instead:

America's Party

[Chunga]

Jaunty Tom Hoefling (also known as "EternalVigilance" on Free Republic) is asking for your vote, although neither he nor anyone else affiliated with "America's Party" has ever been elected to any governmental position at any level, including dogcatcher.

But hey! Help him win a plurality of the conservative vote when the liberals split between the Republican and the Democrat! (He recently posted this as a possible outcome of his "entry" into the presidential race.)

Didn't you EternalMagalomania?