[Smokin' Joe]

When I first got my drivers license, he flat out told me that if I ever wound up in jail, not to bother calling him to bail me out. He wasn’t kidding. Lo and behold, I was straight as an arrow and annoyingly law abiding.

Sounds familliar! We bent the heck out of some of the rules, but nothing that would get us in jail (at the time).

[Salamander]

The boys brought their squirrel and deer rifles to school all the time.

Every truck had them in the racks.
Nobody ever shot anybody else.

Now they’ll lynch kids for using their fingers to say “Bang!” and yutes kill each other over ugly sneakers.

We’ve all gone to Crazyland.