If he had posted that from his iPhone, it would have read: "Sure, I'll antagonize your OVARIES when this titillating condom adores me for asinine religious minions eating Taco Supremes in the business. Now shave me."
And then we could post it to damnyouautocorrect.com.
You have to wonder who these people are that create autocorrect knowing that it does not work and then release it.
They must have stock in damnyouautocorrect.com.