Posted on 04/26/2012 4:44:14 PM PDT by ColdOne
"It is hard to sneak around and do what you want," Michelle Obama said today. "I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking."
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And never come back! And take that slimy husband with you!
Mooch walking out of the WH is my fantasy, too.
Start now and you can be in Chicago in a few weeks!
From your lips to God’s ears.
Finally, something that FLOTUS and I agree on.
Watch out for the food deserts though.
By all means do so! And quickly! And take that bag of bones husband with you!
Millions of Americans have the same fantasy too.
Oh we will arrange that for you after Nov 2012. :)
Take another trip to Spain, Michelle! Only $467,585.00-we’ll treat you!/sarcasm;)
Finally we agree on something! Oh, and hey Moochelle, please be sure to take Obutthead with you.
A letter from Michelle Obama:
Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hardworking American people for paying $242,000 for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters! I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?
Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.
These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to India from which we just returned!
P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard; it was fabulous.
And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.
P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!
P.SSSs Don’t forget my ski trip to Vail this winter and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom. All this while Barack golf’s and campaigns to keep my trips coming for the next 4 years!
Love Ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally!
Love to redistribute - share - the - wealth. .
REALLY!!??? MINE TOO!!!! Think they’ll do it????!!!!!
I hope to help her do just that come November.
“....I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”
For the first time in my adult life, I just had a wet-dream while I was wide awake.
You go, girl!
don’t worry, zerowife, you’ll be able to keep on walkin’ in about 6 months. Start packing honey cause you’re sooo outa there.
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