[Conservative Vermont Vet]

"Obama is correct that certain cultures believe a man takes on the powers of whatever he eats. In Liberia, where presidential contests are somewhat more primal than in this effete republic, Samuel Doe was captured by some of his eventual successor’s, ah, campaign staff, who cut off President Doe’s ears and then fed them to him.

They then removed His Excellency’s genitals and wound up in a fight over who should get them, believing that the still not quite yet late president’s powers would be transferred to whoever got to chow down on the crown jewels. I’m not suggesting that President Obama has eaten a human penis, because, if he had, he’d almost certainly have boasted about it to the impressionable NPR ninnies who gobbled up his memoirs. But I am suggesting that Mitt Romney might like to consider it for next year’s Inauguration Day.

I jest — just in case the Secret Service are taking a break from their Colombian hookers and are minded to investigate me for a threat against what Joe Biden would call the “big stick.”

Ooh, that one's gonna sting. lol

Steyn strikes again.

He has to be the master of the double entendre and not so subtle nuances aimed squarely at Dear Leader and the Demo-Rats.

Thing is, he makes it seem effortless and so easy to decimate them, that its almost not fair.

Ooh, that one's gonna sting. lol

I'm betting must be at the very top (probably right next to Rush) on the White Hut's most despised list.

[Tax-chick]

I’m not suggesting that President Obama has eaten a human penis, because, if he had, he’d almost certainly have boasted about it to the impressionable NPR ninnies who gobbled up his memoirs.

Yet another just-sufficiently-veiled reference to Zero's homosexuality.