Nein! No more schnitzengruben!
Posted on 05/01/2012 12:56:12 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.
Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.
He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.
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Absolutely NOTHING! For two reasons:
1) Not even a nymphomaniac would touch Nancy; and,
2) I'm sure she wouldn't want to be touched - might cause wrinkles.
Male rape victims.
Nein! No more schnitzengruben!
ROTFLMAO. That’s hilarious...thank you.
I presume these men were somehow restrained for some portion of these ordeals. Otherwise we are missing some major details about which would explain how these men were not able to leave.
Maybe she immigrated from Bulgaria?
But did he have an enormous schwanzstucker?
I made several of this type of girl scream “Uncle” back in the early 1970’s. Today men are wimps.
Its Twue. Its Twue.
I’ve been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they’re always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.
Right, girls?
THIS JUST IN: A line of men has been forming in front of the woman’s apartment building.
“I made several of this type of girl scream “Uncle” back in the early 1970’s.”
Your nieces?
An extremely frightened public.
I'm quite certain that I wouldn't want to be doing the horizontal polka with a girl who called me "uncle".
oh... uh... uhh... uhhhh.
So what’s the punchline?
Envy is unbecoming. I could not help my prowess!
“Munich Girls”
by Falco
My name is Johnnie Walker
And I won’t wanna make any advertising
You know?
All right, now
honey, honey
Sugar sweet
Komm’ hol mich rauf
Mach mir den Zuckerhut
Mach mir den Zucker
Mach mir ihn obenauf
Dollar oder Deutschmark
Never mind
It’s all right
Vergiß die Wäsche,
Tu es
And kill the light
Du bist zu schön
Zu schön allein zu sein
There’s no way back
Komm nimm den ersten Schein
Munich Girls
Lookin’ for love
Munich Girls
Lookin for love
Tag und Nacht
Lookin’ for love
Here she comes
She’s lookin’ for love
It’s the Munich thing
Du machst es gut
Du machst es besser
Du machst es mir ganz einfach wunderbar
Mehr Champagner auf
Blinis Kaviar - na klar
I’m Mick the Chic
I do it quick
Weiße Nächte P 1
Kopf oder Zahl
I’m the one
I’m the one
Und meins ist deins
Du bist zu schön
Zu schön allein zu sein
There’s no way back
Komm nimm den nächsten Schein
Tag und Nacht
Lookin’ for love
She’s a lookin’ for love
Tag und Nacht
For love,
She’s a lookin’
Munich Girls
Lookin’ for love
Munich Girls
She’s a lookin’ for love
Here she comes
She’s a-lookin’ for love.
[Guitar solo]
Du bist zu schön
Zu schön allein zu sein
There’s no way back
Nimm den letzen,
Nimm den allerletzten Schein
Munich Girls
Lookin’ for love
Lookin’ for love
Munich Girls
She’s comin’
She’s a-lookin’ for love
Tag und Nacht
Looking for love
She’s a-lookin’ for love
Here she comes
Fade out
And she’s comin’
And she’s comin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywlwd0J5xNM
“Your nieces?”
Lol, great comeback.
Do some research on clinical-level nymphomania.
I briefly dated a girl in college who was medicated for it. When she was off her meds, it was awful. People laugh at me for telling the story, but if you weren’t there and haven’t experienced it, you really just don’t know.
It starts off innocent enough, but the need grows to be insatiable. She became a completely different person and it is literally impossible to please her. There’s nothing you can do, and it will go on for hours. It becomes painful. Rape against a man is possible.
They say, “you can’t rape the willing.” At some point, the will disappears and becomes complete and total fear for your health.
She needs to hook up with the guy who is suing BMW for the 20 month long erection.
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