[Robert DeLong]

My favorite was when he was interviewing Arnold Palmer's wife and asked her if she did anything special before a tournament.

She replied, "I kiss his balls".

Carson responded, "I'll bet that makes his putter stand on end".

[tarheelswamprat]

Without looking it up, I believe the line was something like “I’ll bet that straightens out his putts(putz)”

[Dubh_Ghlase]

LOL! That's the one I was going to post!

Great minds and such...!