You are an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done. They were a bit late.
The best description I've seen for you ,If you have anything positive to add go ahead or S T F U
Maybe I could try to think up a few more torments for the NPs to add the list.
Would that be positive enough for you?