[AmericanInTokyo]

Think of the legions of clean up crews needed just to mop up the metric quarters of spittle that erupted forth from the gay gas bag. Thank goodness, the political death knells of government tyrants slinking into the sunset, their work having been done.

[Marcella]

“...mop up the metric quarters of spittle that erupted forth from the gay gas bag.”

That spittle is gross - very hard to look at that man/woman/whatever when “it” talks.

[tacticalogic]

Think of the legions of clean up crews needed just to mop up the metric quarters of spittle that erupted forth from the gay gas bag.

I wouldn't be too sure that's all spittle.