#ObamaInHistory

Twitter ^ | May 16, 2012 | Authored by lots of people

[nitzy]

The other suggestions are outlandish jokes but mine is an outlandish FACT.

While we were growing up reciting the pledge of allegiance at baseball games and boy scouts, Obama was reciting the Muslim call to prayer in Indonesia. #ObamaInHistory

[bcsco]

That is the birth of one hell of a meme!

I thought it was the best of the lot. It was what made me post some of them.

[kik5150]

In 2008 Obama correctly predicted the additional 7 states in our 57 state union, namely: Newer Mexico, Newest Mexico, Mexico Norte, Nuevo Mexico, LGBTexarkana, Shariavania, and Chinafornia.

[sima_yi]

#ObamaInHistory Invented the popular children's birthday game: Pin The Blame on the Honky.

Now that there is funny!

[Norm Lenhart]

Breaking news: The Associated Pres is reporting a discovery by the DNC of an ancient Hebrew tablet showing that three days following the death by crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Barack Obama emerged from the tomb bathed in a blinding white light....

[Repeat Offender]

When God said "let there be light," Obama said "only with renewable energy."

Jesus said "Man cannot live on bread alone," so 0bama invented circuses.

The Ten Commandments were chiseled in stone for #ObamaInHistory because teleprompters weren't invented yet.

[Lazamataz]

Ooo. That one stung, and I’m not even Barack. LOL.

Yer good at this!

I owe you some article reading. Sorry I’m being pokey! Lot’s of work at work. I post while waiting for a compile or a SQL statement to execute (and they can be SLOW) but no time left over for reading deeply. Will try soon.

[Excellence]

Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions.

Brilliant.

[Political Junkie Too]

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt went on television to talk about the princes of greed on Wall Street. Barack Obama was the first president to use a teleprompter to answer questions during a televised press conference."

-PJ

[Repeat Offender]

#ObamaInHistory didn't include Gerald Ford, because Ford doesn't need a stink'n bailout." Seth M I Hiles (via Twitter)

Awesome!

[Norm Lenhart]

Breaking news2: the APPROPRIATED Press is reporting that henceforth all Chevy Volt automobiles are now approved for charging by a ‘laying of the hands’ by President Barack Obama.

[Lazamataz]

Damn you are good. You have to include the tag #ObamaInHistory at the end of each entry to make it a twitter-like entry, though. :)

[Norm Lenhart]

I haZ no Twitter to tweet ;) But anyone wanting to post them, feel free to do so! Credit me or not-doesn’t matter to me.

Thanks for the Kudos. But they are so easy they write themselves. Unfortunately.

[Lakeshark]

The ancient Hawaiians believed their royalty could stop the march of lava flows before the lava would ruin their settlements. It has been recently learned that Obama was the source of that power, having existed long before he went to Punahou (and had his grades and records miraculously disappeared).

[Norm Lenhart]

Also, don’t forget I used to write news for a living. I haZ a fluency in AP style ;)

[Lazamataz]

You know something, pal? You are just plain good people.

I think I'll kill you last.

[Repeat Offender]

MLK pronounced his people “free at last” #ObamaInHistory said mortgages, healthcare, tuition & Chevy Volts were free at last

[KosmicKitty]

I never realized that dog was served at the Last Supper =8-0

[Norm Lenhart]

Following a recently reported story regarding the famed Easter Island stone heads and the discovery of their bodies beneath, noted climate researcher James Hansen of NASA has submitted proof by consensus that a lowering of the sea level brought on by the inauguration of U.S. President Barack Obama was responsible for the revelation.

[Norm Lenhart]

If you really loved me Laz, you’d kill me first and spare me the horror of the next few months.

However I am morally opposed to death by Bugga Bugga ;)