#ObamaInHistory @trayvon “Hey son, can you pick me up some Skittles?”
AWESOME!!!! HA!!!
California officials are crediting President Barack Obama for averting a race war after associate David Axelrod mistakenly directed the Los Angeles chapter of Occupy Wall Street to the corner Wall Street and Grove, located in South Central LA.
Obama rapidly deployed the California Nat. Guard with 4 semis filled with Nikes and a delivery truck filled with Doritos and Brownies to quell the violence.
Reporters on the scene credit his quick thinking with saving or creating 4,000 lives.
You guys are having way too much fun with this. LOL