[tacticalogic]

I've had a couple of people tell me it's fun to set a box of sugar cubes out next to a creek where the coons will find them.

They'll take one out and try to wash it before they eat it and it just disappears. They try to figure out where it went for a few seconds, then go back and get another one, and do it all over again.

[Elderberry]

I had a pet coon many years ago.
I used to terrorize him before he got the best of me.
I’d make him a stack of peanut butter and cracker sandwiches.
First I’d remove his water bowl.

Or I’d give him a slo-poke candy bar and he’d glue his mouth shut.

And I’d put guppies in his water bowl.
He go crazy trying to catch em.