[montag813]

Boner is retarded and needs to spend more time with his family.

Or his mistress.

[kiryandil]

Saverin is cutting into Washington's supply of hot twenty-something chicklets:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146991/Eduardo-Saverin-The-geek-learning-party-Facebook-billions.html

As usual, The Daily Mail delivers the goods.