Then you can go around wearing white dress shirts and ties and ride spirit-world bikes.
Oh. And I'm only half-joking.
Mormons really do believe they will have missionaries in the spirit world out there converting souls.
Here's an OFFICIAL Mormon church magazine, Liahona, elaborating this post-world scheme:
"The Latter-day Saint view of the spirit world reveals that there is missionary work being performed there. The most magnificent and extensive missionary program the mind can contemplate is centered in the spirit world. President Brigham Young declared: 'Compare those inhabitants on the earth who have heard the Gospel in our day, with the millions who have never heard it, or had the keys of salvation presented to them, and you will conclude at once as I do, that there is an almighty work to perform in the spirit world.' (JD, 4:285.)
Source: The Spirit World, Our Next Home(The OTHER World Series: Mormon beliefs beyond this world)
And it's these kinds of gullible worldviews that voters of America want in the White House why? Let Mitt be your local dog catcher; somebody who's so vulnerable to deception hasn't earned the right character-wise to be THE leader of the free world.
I take that back. I just remembered what Mitt did to his dog in a cross-country trip with his station wagon. Strapping his dog to the roof.
(I can just see Mitt the dog catcher goin' round...strapping dogs to the roofs of his vehicles)