[Sam's Army]

"Yovonka and I are very concerned about the issue of cannibalism and the number of cases that are being reported …," said Allred, reading from a statement at a bizarre news conference at the Sofitel Miami.

"We are hopeful that ... Yovonka can help the public understand the dire consequences of cannibalism for its victims."

Thanks, Gloria. We are indeed woefully ignorant when it comes to understanding that cannibalism might be a bad thing.

[agere_contra]

Eating people is wrong!

[Jeff Head]

Thanks Gloria, I never quite understood how horrific being the victim of a cannibal and literall being eaten alive by another human could be until you stood up so resolutely and infromed us...NOT!