Biden drenched by children with super-soakers

CNN.com ^ | June 9, 2012

[billorites]

Vice President Joe Biden's cordial annual media picnic turned into an all-out war between the vice president and children of journalists in attendance.

The vice president distributed high-powered water guns to the children gathered at his official residence and identified notable journalists for them to pursue.

Among the targets were CNN's Wolf Blitzer and Politico's Mike Allen.

Biden's team of warrior children then turned their weapons on the Vice President himself. Before it was over, Biden was super-soaked and smiling.

[billorites]

Biden's the tall kid.

[Izzy Dunne]

Joe's good at this stuff. He's the fun uncle you get to squirt with your water gun. He takes you to the water park and splashes more than anybody.

We shouldn't take him away from that and make him wear ties and make speeches and stuff.

[brivette]

thank you for the clarification...

[ronnie raygun]

He finally found a group he can relate to.

[Yo-Yo]

Biden's team of warrior children then turned their weapons on the Vice President himself.

In Vietnam I believe this was called "fragging." It usually happened to incompetent officers. There may be a lesson in there somewhere, Joe...

[billorites]

I'd rather be seated next to Joe Biden at a dinner party than next to President Obama. He'd be a lot more fun than our brooding POTUS.

Actually, if given a choice, I'd prefer to be seated between Nikki Haley and Sarkozy's wife, but I digress...

[Ezekiel]

I know this a photo of Dimbulb Biden in his own element, but at least the scene looks genuine and normal, not creepy. Imagine if this were of Zero playing with a squirt gun. Wait, never mind.

[Recon Dad]

Remember the movie “Gremlins”, I’ve heard that the same thing happens if you get Joe’s plugs wet.

[Zakeet]

Thanks for reminding us of why we are all soooo glad that Plugs is second in command

[edpc]

The vice president distributed high-powered water guns to the children gathered at his official residence and identified notable journalists for them to pursue.

Yes, but they had to be semi-auto only, have no splash supressor, and carry a max of 10 ounces.

[SMGFan]

If we destroyed all guns and replaced them with super soakers, what a wonderful world this would be. /s

[unixfox]

Oh my God! Children having fun with toy GUNS of all things!! Can’t have that!

[SampleMan]

Biden finally has his military bona fides.

[GoldenPup]

Biden drenched by children with super-soakers

What Biden didn't know was that the soaker wasn't filled with water...hehehehehe.

[Dr. Sivana]

Somebody should tell him that his hat is on backwards.

[Tai_Chung]

What did the Secret Service do when the Vice President was getting shot?

[fella]

Sounds like good clean fun.

[billorites]

"What did the Secret Service do when the Vice President was getting shot?"

They were back at the hotel entertaining "hostesses."

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Try to take one on a plane and it is a weapon, but you can shoot the VPOTUS with one that he GAVE you. Amazing world we live in.

[SamAdams76]

Fortunately for all of us, Biden will have lots of time for water-gun fights next summer.

[Kharis13]

I’ll probably get flamed to high heaven for this, but I think it looks like the VP is having fun, as are the children. Nothing wrong with that.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Just confirming what we have all known for a long time...

Joe is all wet.

[jmcenanly]

They’re renting out the VP as a clown? They must be desperate for funds

[Condor51]

Maybe I missed it on Drudge or the other threads but where's all the OUTRAGE from the Brady Bunch, Bloomberg, Di-Fi, Schumer and other leftist gun grabbers, plus all the nanny state Nazis about Biden Giving Kids Guns!

'Everyone knows' the next step up from kids shooting "high-powered water guns" is them shooting "high-powered Sniper Rifles" [Or as the MSM calls them: an AK-47 ;-)].

Why I bet the Brady Bunch even 'has a study' that shows that 'Water Guns' are a 'gateway toy' and pretty soon kids start packing heat and shooting their little brothers and sisters over a Lego, or going Postal at the nearest Sandbox.

So shame on you Joe. What the heck were you thinking?!?

~~~ /s ~~~

[Chode]

the white hut teaching children to shoot people on their list...

[I am Richard Brandon]

I don’t care what his politics are - this makes him more human and likable than most Democrats and some Republicans.

[Tai_Chung]

I agree

[hal ogen]

“more human and likeable”? It is wrong to dismiss the anti-Free-American focus of this fool and other of nobama’s minions just because they creeate such a situation for the cameras. joe should be in jail as should the others of his ilk...in both parties.

[Ditter]

Looking at the picture of Joe Biteme it appears that his “plugs” have fallen out.

[Jumpmaster]

And when these kids take the water-guns to school for Show-and-Tell?

[Venturer]

Finally, he found something he is good at.

[blueunicorn6]

Look at the front of his shorts. His aides have this figured out.

“OK, Randy, you carry the squirtguns. If he has another ‘accident’ you have your son squirt him in the crotch. That should cover it up.”

[USMA '71]

One kid ran out of water so he walked over and pissed on Biden’s leg. Joe immediately yelled “by god I believe it's raining.”

[dead]

Biden's a complete goober.

I'd like him if the nation wasn't stupid enough to put him in charge of anything.

He should ride a bicycle, wear a floppy hat and check beach badges for a living.

[mountn man]

5 minutes before pictures: OK kids, Uncle Joe is going to give each of you a squirt gun and tell you to shoot some guy named Wolf Blitzen, or something like that. When we give you the signal, we want you all to turn and chase crazy Uncle Joe and shoot him with your squirt guns.

[TheConservativeParty]

If this event was the same but with a repub VP, the story would be spinned “Republicans Promote Gun Violence With Children At Picnic”.

[jmacusa]

Had I been a kid at this thing I’d have filled mine with urine.

[jmacusa]

Hitler was fond of kids and dogs. He was a vegan too. Do you think that made him ‘’likable’’ and ‘’human’’?