[BIGLOOK]

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[Fred Nerks]

Well, I bet you thought you had heard everything, now we've got pieces of plywood in a shed that's more than fifty years old, and skinny windows, plus a professional exotic model with a long career getting herself mixed up with a high school girl from Kansas, even though said girl can't be found in Hawaii until after 1963...

it's a strange world out there...if SAD posed for all those images for all those years she wouldn't have had time to be a nanny or go to Indonesia...

But never mind, all’s well, zero is the son of a communist pornographer and an exotic model, so he must be eligible to hold the post of POTUS, because that proves he was born in Hawaii, doesn't it?

and that's just the way it is...