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To: ConservativeStatement

This is gonna piss-off many men.

Expect the next law to be: passing a law to require putting the seat down.

Expect the next law after that to force manufacturers to have built-in-unhinged seats.


7 posted on 06/15/2012 7:30:07 AM PDT by C210N ("ask not what the candidate can do for you, ask what you can do for the candidate" (Breitbart, 2012))
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... and the next law after that, make it illegal to enter a bathroom, and piss on the toilet, sink, walls, ceiling... and the other part of the law to appropriate taxmoney for the construction of a gazillion more prisons to house the new lawbreakers.


13 posted on 06/15/2012 7:33:07 AM PDT by C210N ("ask not what the candidate can do for you, ask what you can do for the candidate" (Breitbart, 2012))
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To: C210N
"Expect the next law to be: passing a law to require putting the seat down. Expect the next law after that to force manufacturers to have built-in-unhinged seats."

So leave the seat down, stand up and pee all over it.

(That'll learn 'em!)
19 posted on 06/15/2012 7:36:21 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: C210N

“Expect the next law after that to force manufacturers to have built-in-unhinged seats.”

They can try it, but it would be a disaster. We’d still pee standing up, just trying to aim through the smaller opening. The poor fellows who need to do number 2 will be the ones to suffer the consequences.


65 posted on 06/15/2012 8:10:05 AM PDT by Boogieman
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