"‘I don’t even know who your friends are if they can connect to you without picking up a phone and saying: ‘Hello, Mrs Obama, this is X calling for Malia’."
What a load of crapola. Like Moochie is baking cookies in the kitchen and answers the phone when Cindy from down the street calls for her daughter.
(vomit break)
OK, I'm back... And Malia's going to start texting with some neighborhood child molester who wants to meet up with her later and the Secret Service will never notice.
I can't even believe liberal morons fall for this new image making excercise.