I really don’t know whether to laugh or cry...
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“So. You’re the main agent in charge of protecting the life of the First Family?”
“Yes sir! I report for duty at 0600.”
“Great. Lets go chase some girls, pick a few fights, and get realy wasted first.”
“Might as well. I’m already messed up now.”
I saw a report yesterday that noted 229 pages of SS “crimes” for drugs, booze, embezzlement. Hope I am wrong