[Dr. Pritchett]

How very unpatriotic to not pay your required taxes on cigarettes!!

[CitizenUSA]

Dr. Pritchett: “How very unpatriotic to not pay your required taxes on cigarettes!!”

Actually, I don’t smoke. If I did, I’m one of those schmucks who believes in obeying the law for moral/religious reasons. I see why many people don’t pay when they can get away with it, but I have to answer to a higher power than Uncle Sam.

[Average Al]

Where was the counterfeit tea in Boston? ;-)