You still have time to short Apple before the SHTF
IIRC, you were first saying that when Apple was around 200, and now they're almost 600. Anybody who took your advice then would be in a world of financial hurt.
Don't have any Apple stock. Nor Microsoft stock. Nor any other stock.
If I had any money, I'd have Apple stock instead, and could take your advice. But having no money, I have neither, so I'm afraid I cannot take your advice.