'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to

Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

[Gabz]

How is it that I instinctively know there is foolishness occurring when I see your 3 names in a post?

Happy Independence Day to y’all!

[Anoreth]

There are cicadas now also.

[NicknamedBob]

"I saw a great big rabbit chasing a chicken as we drove home from Walmart a few minutes ago. Darks been genetic-engineering in my ‘hood?"

Rabbits like to chase birds because they are one of the few creatures that will run from a rabbit, another being James Earl Carter.

Birds don't like to have their personal space invaded, even by trusted acquaintances.

I would not exclude the possibility that Darks may be conducting research, but we will need to help him maintain plausible deniability. -- I have seen nothing!

[Gabz]

I thought they were locusts.........

[Anoreth]

Cicadas.
There are dead ones all over the street.
I think locusts are supposed to be grasshoppers.

[Darksheare]

Giant rabbit chasing a bird.
Naaah, not my fault.
I hope.

[MinuteGal]

"Man running naked through Atlanta Golf Center June14...."

The guy's lucky some cop didn't try for a hole-in-one.

Leni

[Monkey Face]

We only worry about our own zombieow, and for now, the Dwarves and the basilisk seem to be controling them quite well, with an occasional assist from the spider bots. But thanks for the caution.

:o]

[NicknamedBob]

He threatened to eat the cops.

[null and void]

I saw a great big rabbit chasing a chicken as we drove home from Walmart a few minutes ago. Darks been genetic-engineering in my ‘hood?

I had a bunny that chased the neighborhood feral cats.

[Monkey Face]

Thank you, fan!

XOXOXO

[NicknamedBob]

"How is it that I instinctively know there is foolishness occurring when I see your 3 names in a post?"

How can you possibly say such a thing? I was discussing sober responsibility.

Speaking of which, better keep an eye on that young'un of your'n. Anoreth is not so far away, presumably.

[Monkey Face]

We only worry about our own zombieow zombies. *sheesh* I need a drink of something.

[Gabz]

OK - got it!

[Gabz]

I was discussing sober responsibility.

And you what o this subject?

Speaking of which, better keep an eye on that young'un of your'n. Anoreth is not so far away, presumably.

I'd trust her with Anoreth over you any day.........remember, I've met you!!!

[Tax-chick]

Happy 4th Gabz! Watch out for dangerous rabbits and hungover girls with explosives.

I’m going to watch “Magnum, P.I.” with Kathleen. Maybe she’ll fall asleep. Of course, if she does, Bill and the Cubs will return, all yelling.

[Cyber Liberty]

Try the Cyber Liberty sure-fire morning-after cure: Eat a pizza with extra sauce, chase with as much water as you can possibly drink....then even more water.

[Gabz]

Happy 4th to you as well!

Dangerous rabbits and hung over girls are not an issue here........we’re headed for a BBQ at the American Legion - it’s the drunks with the explosives I’m concerned about!

Ah.... Magnum....I need a dose of Tom Selleck

[NicknamedBob]

"I'd trust her with Anoreth over you any day.........remember, I've met you!!!"

That's an excellent point.

I do remember that, by the way. You wore a very nice dress.

[Anoreth]

I had 4 waffles and a sausage plus several glasses of water. I feel like I need to take a nap now.