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To: RobertClark

Sounds a lot like alcoholic blackouts.


20 posted on 07/03/2012 5:38:58 PM PDT by HerrBlucher ( Romney blows with the political winds, Obama just blows.)
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To: HerrBlucher
Sounds a lot like alcoholic blackouts.

As I understand it, the sequence of media discussion went something like this:

"Did you hear? The Commerce Secretary was in 2 hit-and-run accidents! He must have been drunk as a skunk!! Or maybe on drugs!"
"No. No. That would be bad. He couldn't have been drunk because ... well ... that would be bad. He ... ahhh ... he had a ... a medical problem."
"A medical problem? That sounds weird. What kind of medical problem?"
"Well ... it was ... ummm ... it was ... a seizure. Yeah. He had a seizure."
"Oh. Okay. If you say so. But wait a minute. The blood tests say that he had ambien in his system. So, maybe it was a drug thing after all? I thought you said he had a seizure?"
"Oh, sure. Happens all the time. You know, people get up and eat stuff during the night when they take ambien. It's weird but it happens."
"Okay. But you said he had a seizure."
"Ummmm. Yeah."
"So ambien causes seizures?"
"I told you! People eat loaves of bread without waking up!!"
"But that's not a seizure. You definitely said he had a seizure. Now you say he was on ambien."
"Yes. That's the story. Now shut up. We know what you did in 1982. We have pictures of you. So just shut up."

31 posted on 07/03/2012 6:14:59 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
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