[rmh47]

“The woman told police officers that she was awakened by a large, strange man standing over her while she was sleeping in her bed and he began yelling at her. “I thought that he was crazy... I thought that he was going to rape or kill me... so I shot him once in the head and twice in the chest”.

I can't believe you're saying this! That's nuts!

Everybody knows you shoot twice to center mass first, and then put one in the head.

;=)

[LibLieSlayer]

Most of the time yes... but the second round to the chest happened when he fell on top of her... just one of those freak things.

Kind of reminds me of the joke about the man accused of stabbing another man. When asked his version of the event, the accused stated that he was cleaning his fingernails with his knife when the victim ran around the corner and into his knife. The judge asked, “Yeah... but 17 times”?

LLS