[IronJack]

Yo, Barack! I’ve got a final in Differential Equations coming up on Friday. Since you’re taking the credit, I figured I’d let you take the test. I’ll be satisfied with a B since that’s what we’re already getting in the class. If you need me, I’ll be over at the Union having a couple of pitchers.

And don’t sweat that essay in World Lit. I got that one covered.

[Conservaliberty]

Yo, Barack! I’ve got a final in Differential Equations coming up on Friday. Since you’re taking the credit, I figured I’d let you take the test. I’ll be satisfied with a B since that’s what we’re already getting in the class. If you need me, I’ll be over at the Union having a couple of pitchers.

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LOL Obama wouldn’t know a differential equation if it bit him in the aft end. He probably didn’t even take STATS because he clearly knows nothing about how to determine whether something is statistically significant. I assume his campaign staff manage that for him. Of course, he has said in the past that he can do everything better than his own campaigners...

I think math is one of the most useful tools for preventing brain decay. I majored in English but minored in math just because I thought math was so nifty. I would love to see Obama try to understand even rudimentary calculus, let alone solve a differential equation. If it turned out he didn’t even know algebra I wouldn’t be surprised.

My condolences in advance on your failing grade for the difEQ test...seems like everything Obama touches fails, even (especially) businesses.

Have fun with those pitchers, though.