Posted on 07/25/2012 5:38:15 PM PDT by mandaladon
Edited on 07/25/2012 5:52:02 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
But, for God’s sake, don’t profile Arabs who want kill us.
If they haven’t learned what not to do by watching him for the last four years, they’ll never learn anything.
Maybe I should create a white only training program within my company.
There’s a great big elephant in the room and the only time I’ve ever heard it mentioned was when Julian Bond was interviewed by Garrett Morris on Saturday Night Live. And then it was done as a joke.
A guy dies in a Car Crash. Next thing you know he standing in front of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter walks up to the confused Man and says hello. The Man asks, where am I? Saint Peter responds, why you've died and this is Heaven.
The guy can't believe it, so he asks Saint Peter, well, what's the deal? The deal he responds? Yes, how do I get into Heaven?
St. Peter says oh, you just have to spell a word. Hearing that, the guy panics and says, I am a terrible speller!
St. Peter tells him, calm down, the word is “love”. The guy says love, L-O-V-E! At that point Saint Peter welcomes him into Heaven.
Before the Man enters the Gate, Saint Peter's iPhone rings. (yes, there is no Droid in Heaven). After a short conversation, Saint Peter turns to the Man and says, I need to go see the Boss, can you watch things for me while I'm gone?
The guy says OK, but what do I do if someone comes along? Saint Peter replies, just do what we did and he trots off through the Gate.
As the Man is enjoying the harp music and digging the entire experience, he sees a lone figure walking through the clouds toward him. He sees it's a Woman, and as she draws closer, he see that it's his Wife!
She walks up and the Man says, what are you doing here? His Wife says, where is here? The Man responds this is Heaven.
His Wife looks puzzled and says, the last thing I remember was driving to the Hospital after being told you were in an accident. The Man looks at her and says, you must have had an accident on your way there, what a coincidence!
At that point the Wife looks at her Husband and says, what's the deal? The deal he responds? Yes, the deal, how do you get into Heaven?
Oh that, you just have to spell a word. She then asks, what's the word.
He responds,
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Czechoslovakia...
“African American Education Office”
It sounds so...segregationist.
Beat me to it.
ROTFLOL. If he gets in again; there will be no support for them or anyone. Smoke and mirrors.
Sorry Jose. Barry says you’re SOL. Adios amigo!
So what’s next:
Obama creating a European-American basketball office?
Obama creating an Asian-American minstrel office?
Obama creating a Native-American criminal flash-mob office?
Wow, President Hussein must be in a total panic to have to be throwing unabashed vote-buying bones to the black base this late in the game. The internal polls for afro voters must be looking pretty scary to him to do this. I wonder if Af-Ams buy it, you know, don’t see it as pandering window-dressing, too little, too late?
You know I really don’t think I am stupid but.....how can any president just create and office via executive order out of thin air?
He will mandate they all be given “A’s.”
cause simply going to school and doing the homework is acting white...
Some folks is mo’ equal den udders..! 0bama is a race racketeer; a melanometricist; an Afrofascist...
boomlakalaka!
Just tweet these simple rules for life to your peeps, BHO, and you can shut down your new office:
1. Don’t do drugs
2. Don’t get pregnant unless you are married and are ready for a family
3. Attend church
4. Respect your Mother & Father and other elders
5. Stay in school
6. Don’t commit crime
7. Alcohol in moderation
8. No cigarettes
Won’t help.
Won’t work.
50 years of head start did not change a thing.
Obozo’s “Community Organizing” in Chicago was targeted on Urban violence amelioration. Worked a charm. Chicago is more dangerous than Baghdad.
Black high school graduation rates in Detroit are some 20% in inner city schools. The worst thing is that these inner city school are so dumbed-down, that they are little more than kindergartens for teenagers - yet still, the dummies cannot finish.
LOL!
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