Report says a Sarah Palin look-alike will appear at Tampa [strip club during] convention

The Charlotte Observer ^ | 7/28/012 | Tim Funk

[Gothmog]

The Tampa, Fla., strip clubs are gearing up for the Republican National Convention next month.

And none more so than Thee Dollhouse, reported the Miami New Times.

This club “has pulled a trump card,” the newspaper said, by hiring a Sarah Palin look-alike.

Lisa Ann, as she’s called, has appeared in several porn movies for Hustler. And she’ll be on stage at Thee Dollhouse for two nights just before the GOP convention starts. Tim Funk

[ExCTCitizen]

The Dollhouse is on DALE MABRY in Tampa. It is near RayJay (the stadium of the Bucs).

[GenXteacher]

“That and the SPCA would nail them for cruelty to animals.”

They’ll plea-bargain it down to a leash-law violation...

[Lazamataz]

SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[hoosiermama]

The difference: SP toned, sleek body promotes speculation to what's under what she is wearing...COW-O Bumah not so much.

[GenXteacher]

Vomiting would require staying put...the flight reflex would come first.

[Iron Munro]

I bet there is a Barney Frank Look-A-Like Pole Dancer who already has a fat contract to be in a sleaze joint somewhere around the DNC Convention in Charlotte.

After all - I can't see the democrat males spending their scam money to see a hot female.

Well... Maybe Bill Clinton, if Hillary lets him attend.

[Gothmog]

In a close race you come in third to Iron Munro and snarkytart for most informative post of the day

[mikrofon]

True... though at least for Fey she had to do something before receiving the award, unlike the Nobel Peace Prize presented to POUTUS.

In either case, any value in the respective awards has been greatly devalued...

[luvbach1]

Maybe she will assume the stage name, Sara Palelimb.

[Uncle Slayton]

She might tell her kids what to do, but that’s about it.”

Yes, Gov. Palin is the leader of the conservative movement and the most well respected and most qualified of all Republicans.

And don’t be so vile as to bring Sarah’s kids into the discussion, as she has been an exemplary mother guiding all of her children to successful, responsible, fulfilling and productive lives.

[South Dakota]

Uuugly

[TwelveOfTwenty]

Lisa Ann, as she’s called, has appeared in several porn movies for Hustler. And she’ll be on stage at Thee Dollhouse for two nights just before the GOP convention starts.

Her parents must be so proud of her.

[goseminoles]

” Yes, Gov. Palin is the leader of the conservative movement and the most well respected and most qualified of all Republicans.

And don’t be so vile as to bring Sarah’s kids into the discussion, as she has been an exemplary mother guiding all of her children to successful, responsible, fulfilling and productive lives.”

Are we talking about the same person??

[humblegunner]

Palin is the leader of the conservative movement and the most well respected and most qualified of all Republicans

Says you.

And she has no authority to tell anyone where to go or not to go.

"Direct" people not to go to a strip club indeed.

[MuttTheHoople]

Democrats in Charlotte to have impersonator of one of their hotties:

[wally_bert]

Amazing likeness.

[Carriage Hill]

Better take body armor and a full-face shield along, because if those silicone monsters explode under the 100°F+ kleg lights, you'll at least survive the initial impact.

[crz]

What test would you use? Russian Fingers? Or Roman Hands?

[RichInOC]

God bless them if they can find a lookalike stripper as hot as the real thing.

[RichInOC]

…and let all the church say “meh”.