Woman laughs, accidentally swallows knife

Los Angeles Times ^ | August 3, 2012 | Rosie Mestel

[Monkey Face]

My mother used a large glass of ice water on my brothers...
just sayin’.

[Lazamataz]

Ganag foreq mok nargho.

[Lazamataz]

Woman laughs, accidentally swallows knife

I love a sword-swallower.

[Tax-chick]

Shhhhhhh, don’t tell everyone!

[ConservativeStatement]

She’d be very popular at Delta, Dalta, Laz.

[Dead Corpse]

Help you? We like you just the way you are... ;-)

[Monkey Face]

Fanks. I fink.

[Monkey Face]

Awwww...youo’re just saying that because it’s true!

;o]

[Monkey Face]

youo’re = you’re

Spelchik is my fren.

[Tax-chick]

Thanks! I call myself “Tax-chick” here, but actually, that identity was overtaken by events years ago. I could more accurately call myself “Spell-chick.”

It has a certain Harry-Potterish cachet, don’t you think?

Apropos of nothing, I’m putting a little something in the mail to you today. I’ll drop it at the PO, since I also have to mail Bill’s note to old Miz McGuinness today.

[BuckeyeTexan]

And it will be 100+ degrees here in DFW the entire month of August while ColdOne and Tax-Chick are livin’ large in the high 80’s. ;p

Pray for rain ... and cheesecake.

[BuckeyeTexan]

And it will be 100+ degrees here in DFW the entire month of August while ColdOne and Tax-Chick are livin’ large in the high 80’s. ;p

Pray for rain ... and cheesecake.

[Monkey Face]

It will be 108 here today. The moisture has finally backed off a bit, so I feel almost human!

You pray for the rain, I’ll pray for the cheesecake! ;o]

[Monkey Face]

I can call you Spell-Chick...you can check the spells for proper usage. We don’t want any inadvertent “critters” running around here using our names.

[ColdOne]

And it will be 100+ degrees here in DFW the entire month of August while ColdOne and Tax-Chick are livin’ large in the high 80’s. ;p Pray for rain ... and cheesecake. Sorry I am going to go with .......cheesecake..LOL!

[Monkey Face]

You and me both...and Frank, of course.

[Tax-chick]

I know how you feel. I lived in Texas for 13 years and in Oklahoma for 7. And some of those years we couldn’t even afford cheesecake.

Anoreth, I’m sure, remembers the rice-and-beans years and toast for supper. Good preparation for meals on the cutter, perhaps.

[Cyber Liberty]

108? You guys are pikers.

:^)

My weather thang sez 111 at least for the rest of the week. My Weatherbug has been blaring a warning about “excessive Heat” since Saturday. Excessive heat? This is Phoenix. I don’t consider 115 excessive. We did get close to that yesterday....

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Try as you might, you cannot beat ‘Face’s inadvertent typo humor.

Has she pinged her lust at you yet? “

I didn’t even get a handshake : )

[Tax-chick]

If you think she’s a hoot online, imagine her with a large box of cheap pink wine, a bag of pretzels, and NO Diet 7-up!