I have 2 suggestions:
1 - let him “participate” via video, he can speak to his attys via a direct phone line, I’m sure we have the technology for that. Defendants only speak to their attys in whispers anyway, so no biggie there.
2 - if he really, really, really doesn’t want a trial, he can just be shot at dawn tomorrow. As with OBL no American, left or right, will care.
“...he can just be shot at dawn tomorrow. As with OBL no American, left or right, will care.”
It is likely that Osama bin Obama would be sad, very sad.