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• Tuesday Showers and thunderstorms likely, mainly after 5pm. Cloudy, with a high near 84. South wind 6 to 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a quarter and half of an inch possible.

• Tuesday Night Showers and thunderstorms likely, mainly before 10pm. Cloudy, with a low around 71. South wind around 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

• Wednesday Showers and thunderstorms likely, mainly after 2pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 85. South wind 7 to 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a quarter and half of an inch possible.

• Wednesday Night Showers and thunderstorms likely, mainly before 8pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 69. Southwest wind around 8 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

• Thursday A chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly after 1pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 87. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

• Thursday Night A chance of showers and thunderstorms before midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low around 68. Chance of precipitation is 30%.

  
  NOAA

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In other news, Barney peterpuffer Frank, checking into the Charlotte Marriott today.

Yes, that's a belt around the maggot's neck, and no, it isn't Shopped.
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