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DEM CONVENTION SING-ALONG

(.....hi, everybody....just follow the little bouncing ball.....let's hear ya now!)

Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina

For the Dem con-ven-shun

Sweet as jambalaya is a greet with the Messiah

At the Dem con-ven-shun

Where the fibs and stories to en-ter-tain y'all

Will twine like morning glories

Round the Con-ven-shun hall

(Oh, oh, oh)

Strolling with my girlie where the crap is squirrely early in each sess-eh-eh-shun

Butters-up and nutter-cups will mill about and flutter up

To stutter with their phony Great Ob-sess-eh-eh-shun

Oh, if I had Aladdin's Lamp for only a day

I'd give a speech and here's what I'd say

NOTHING IS MORE MINOR THAN TO BE IN CAROLINA

In the mor-or-or-ning

(Thanks for joining in, folks. Remember, smoking in the outer lobby only)

Leni