Lets see, tonight I need to bathe the dogs, tomorrow I need to worm the dogs, then I need to clean up after the dogs, and finally I need to let the dogs out. I don’t think I can make that DNC circus of the absurd this year.
Let the DNC do the work for you. The fleas will jump off the dogs & on the TV screen to get some of that action. The worms will recoil in horror and commit suicide by exiting the dogs. The dogs, petrified, will shake their dirt off and run outside to relieve themselves.