You very seldom see headlines that say...
Tragic end as Geezers die in drunken Crash.
The crash occurred at 1:41 a.m., killing McKinness 103, Marquell Bogan, 63, and Dylan George, 57, both of Ontario; Jonathan Waston, 78, of San Bernardino, and JaJuan Bennett, 95, of Rancho Cucamonga.
Police suspect alcohol, geriatric drugs and texting may
have influenced the crash.
Whiskey soaked Depends were also found at the scene.
LOL, you’ve got a point there.
“Police suspect alcohol, geriatric drugs and texting may
have influenced the crash.”
How about...
“Police suspect alcohol, geriatric drugs, and memories of Ginger Lauber may have influenced the crash.”
Take care bud.