So ... apply a generous portion of some pork byproduct biofuel shaving cream ... and get'er done!
1 posted on
09/06/2012 2:25:00 PM PDT by
Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
2 posted on
09/06/2012 2:27:29 PM PDT by
skeeter
To: Zakeet
Look, this shaving game has been going on a long time! If it wasn’t a Moslem being tried in military court, it would have been done a long time ago. Duh... the asylum of our era.
3 posted on
09/06/2012 2:28:14 PM PDT by
veracious
To: Zakeet
Just put a bullet in the guy and be done with it!
4 posted on
09/06/2012 2:29:15 PM PDT by
MNlurker
To: Zakeet
5 posted on
09/06/2012 2:30:43 PM PDT by
dalebert
To: Zakeet
Rip out his beard one whisker at a time.
6 posted on
09/06/2012 2:31:30 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
To: Zakeet
It’ll soon be the end of Daylight Shaving Time...
7 posted on
09/06/2012 2:31:46 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Zakeet
He’ll claim he’s been subjected to torture.
8 posted on
09/06/2012 2:32:29 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
(If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
To: Zakeet
10 posted on
09/06/2012 2:33:51 PM PDT by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Zakeet
Just for fun they should shave his eyebrows off.
11 posted on
09/06/2012 2:34:07 PM PDT by
Leep
(I'm a Chic-Fil-- A-merican)
To: Zakeet
The conspiritorialist in me wonders if the judge is trying to reduce the optics of this trial that would make it obvious to all that this was an act of terror. It's much easier to sell the “workplace violence” meme if the guy in the accused chair is clean shaven.
Muslim? What Muslim?
To: Zakeet
cut throat razor I ope they use and I’ll gladly do it
13 posted on
09/06/2012 2:34:54 PM PDT by
manc
(Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
To: Zakeet
Just hang the SOB and be done with it.
To: Zakeet
16 posted on
09/06/2012 2:38:52 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: Zakeet
May I suggest...
To: Zakeet
Give him the option of doing it himself or being held down by a half dozen brawny soldiers and let one of them do it. With a straight razor.
19 posted on
09/06/2012 2:43:29 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
To: Zakeet
Forget shaving-
Just rub aftershave on his beard and touch a match to it
-Remember the old Burkha Shave signs along the roads?
21 posted on
09/06/2012 2:43:30 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(Burkma Shave Where are you?)
To: Zakeet
It’s about time. Now let’s get on with the trial, probable conviction and hopefull execution.
22 posted on
09/06/2012 2:46:01 PM PDT by
jazusamo
("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
To: Zakeet
I remember a 5 o'clock shadow I had when I was in boot camp on PI.
Let Marines do it, they would love to dry shave a Terrorist.
Oops I mean a workplace violence perp. /s
To: Zakeet; mickie; flaglady47; aculeus; dighton; surfer; gonzo; Bob Ireland; Chigirl 26; oswegodeee; ..
Brill Creme, a little dab'll do ya
Brill Creme, you'll look so debonair
Brill Creme, the Virgins will pursue ya
After you get frizzled in The Chair
Leni
To: Zakeet
The volunteers lining up to “help” shave the bass turd will be quite long. Straight razor anyone?
25 posted on
09/06/2012 2:53:57 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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