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So ... apply a generous portion of some pork byproduct biofuel shaving cream ... and get'er done!

1 posted on 09/06/2012 2:25:00 PM PDT by Zakeet
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lemme do it.


2 posted on 09/06/2012 2:27:29 PM PDT by skeeter
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Look, this shaving game has been going on a long time! If it wasn’t a Moslem being tried in military court, it would have been done a long time ago. Duh... the asylum of our era.


3 posted on 09/06/2012 2:28:14 PM PDT by veracious
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Just put a bullet in the guy and be done with it!


4 posted on 09/06/2012 2:29:15 PM PDT by MNlurker
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took him long enough..


5 posted on 09/06/2012 2:30:43 PM PDT by dalebert
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Rip out his beard one whisker at a time.


6 posted on 09/06/2012 2:31:30 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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It’ll soon be the end of Daylight Shaving Time...


7 posted on 09/06/2012 2:31:46 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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He’ll claim he’s been subjected to torture.


8 posted on 09/06/2012 2:32:29 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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10 posted on 09/06/2012 2:33:51 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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Just for fun they should shave his eyebrows off.


11 posted on 09/06/2012 2:34:07 PM PDT by Leep (I'm a Chic-Fil-- A-merican)
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The conspiritorialist in me wonders if the judge is trying to reduce the optics of this trial that would make it obvious to all that this was an act of terror. It's much easier to sell the “workplace violence” meme if the guy in the accused chair is clean shaven.

Muslim? What Muslim?

12 posted on 09/06/2012 2:34:21 PM PDT by LaserJock
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cut throat razor I ope they use and I’ll gladly do it


13 posted on 09/06/2012 2:34:54 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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Just hang the SOB and be done with it.


15 posted on 09/06/2012 2:38:45 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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by Jack the Ripper.


16 posted on 09/06/2012 2:38:52 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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May I suggest...


17 posted on 09/06/2012 2:41:20 PM PDT by montag813
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Give him the option of doing it himself or being held down by a half dozen brawny soldiers and let one of them do it. With a straight razor.


19 posted on 09/06/2012 2:43:29 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
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Forget shaving-

Just rub aftershave on his beard and touch a match to it

-Remember the old Burkha Shave signs along the roads?


21 posted on 09/06/2012 2:43:30 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Burkma Shave Where are you?)
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It’s about time. Now let’s get on with the trial, probable conviction and hopefull execution.


22 posted on 09/06/2012 2:46:01 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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I remember a 5 o'clock shadow I had when I was in boot camp on PI.
Let Marines do it, they would love to dry shave a Terrorist.

Oops I mean a workplace violence perp. /s

23 posted on 09/06/2012 2:47:31 PM PDT by TsonicTsunami08
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To: Zakeet; mickie; flaglady47; aculeus; dighton; surfer; gonzo; Bob Ireland; Chigirl 26; oswegodeee; ..
Brill Creme, a little dab'll do ya
Brill Creme, you'll look so debonair
Brill Creme, the Virgins will pursue ya
After you get frizzled in The Chair

Leni

24 posted on 09/06/2012 2:48:47 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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The volunteers lining up to “help” shave the bass turd will be quite long. Straight razor anyone?


25 posted on 09/06/2012 2:53:57 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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