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To: easyrighter
Is there anything worse then an Epic Fail? We have to come up with a whole new measurement of FAIL for the 2012 Democrat National Convention

I mean rock-hard fail. Dehydrated-rock-hard fail. Fail so failing that it goes way beyond the fail we know into a whole different dimension of fail.

The 2012 DNC is trans-fail failure. Meta-failure. Failure collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Fail gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity fail. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury fail.

The 2012 DNC emits more fail in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar fail. Nothing in our universe can really be this much a failure.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of fail. Some pure essence of a fail so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

1,401 posted on 09/06/2012 8:08:11 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: MNJohnnie

May I borrow that?


1,419 posted on 09/06/2012 8:09:12 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: MNJohnnie
Is there anything worse then an Epic Fail?

Yeah, Epic Fail with no balloons!

-PJ

1,430 posted on 09/06/2012 8:09:50 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( It doesn't come naturally when you're not natural born.)
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To: MNJohnnie

You have just created so much fail that even fail failed to show up. If fail = matter, we have arrived at anti-matter.


1,471 posted on 09/06/2012 8:13:53 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: MNJohnnie
"Is there anything worse then an Epic Fail? We have to come up with a whole new measurement of FAIL for the 2012 Democrat National Convention

I mean rock-hard fail. Dehydrated-rock-hard fail. Fail so failing that it goes way beyond the fail we know into a whole different dimension of fail."

Here is a whole POD of FAILS


1,473 posted on 09/06/2012 8:14:08 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: MNJohnnie

awesome non-fail on the failness of the failure. If failure were good, his fail would be a lollipop. But it’snot.


1,502 posted on 09/06/2012 8:16:02 PM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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