Homemade tomato soup! Get some ripe tomatoes, chop some onions, saute in butter, add tomatoes and seasoning, cook well, put through a strainer, add (whole) milk and heat gently. Mmmm mmmm good.
Add a grilled cheese sandwich (made with BUTTERED Wonder Bread and Velveeta cheese slices) and you've got a meal!
Before you close up that sandwich, take 3 slices of Oscar Mayer turkey bacon, wrap paper towels around them and lay them out flat on a plate, nuke them for about 90 seconds or until crisp, and stick them in your sandwich. Now yer talkin’.
(I use turkey bacon because I’m “watchin’ my figger,”)