Posted on 09/30/2012 10:57:28 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy
yep...i answer the phone at 3am to stop it ringing.
“What you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?”
“What that special telephone number my mama work at again???”
Operator, 911, it’s an emergency, get me Allen West and Herman Caine to save my and the USA’s future.
If obama had a son..............
Dat my “obama phone”...where he get they phone from?
EXTRA !!! EXTRA!!!
AP accidentally released an unaltered photo of Barrack Obama
Normally the press enhances photos of the president to make him appear bigger than he really is.
Jay Carney was outraged, It is like the press releasing pictures of Roosevelts wheel chair.
King Barry was cute at that age too.
It’s a shame. Cute kittens turn into cats, cute puppies turn into dogs, and cute kids turn into megalomaniacal dictators.
Lissen up my homies. I be callin y’all from da REAL Obamaphone. It gots buttons and $#!^ all over know whut Im sayin’? He gots Beyonce and Jay Z on the speed dial bitches. It’s sweet all up in hurr...ain’t a honky no where ‘round and his old lady can make a cheeseburger like you ain’t nevvah seen. Im’a pick y’all up latter so get out on the curb and look fo’ a big black pimpmobile rollin 20’s. Im’a be Preezy one day when I gets big. Peace out N-Words.
"Who? Mister Nidin Yahoo? I'm not the president, I'm just a little boy...Yeah, I wish you could make me the president too..."
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