It’s simple. First you let a guy buy you a beer...
Cheevers: First you buy a loser a lot of beers. Then you rape him when he’s still breathing. Maybe you will get lucky.
Or you could call Little Anthony’s Weiner (send picture), The Impreganator, many Rappers, Jesse Jackson Sr, John Edwards (he’s definitely available right now), or the Democratic National Party (they’re available to screw America, one person at a time).
You may want to be a “mother” but I think you left another part of the word, off.
For beer?!? I was always stuck with a full meal at the Brasilian rodizio...
Worth it!
You would probably need to reverse the direction the beer is flowing and increase by an order of magnitude if this loon is physically similar to 80% of the dykes I have encountered in my life.