Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Biden

Townhall.com ^ | October 14, 2012 | Doug Giles

[Kaslin]

“When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man, the foolish man either rages or laughs, and there is no rest.” —Proverbs 29:9

I was going to title this column, “How Not to Be a Smarmy, Bellicose, Horse-Toothed Dork Like Biden.” However, upon deeper contemplation I thought I’d direct it toward parents as an attempt to save the next generation from the insufferable effects of the boorish Biden bug.

To call Biden an ass-clown after last Thursday’s debate with Rep. Paul Ryan is to insult bottoms, donkeys and Bozos far and wide. I’m surprised Joe didn’t fart loudly and then say, “What can you and Romney do about that?!”

Aside from Biden’s steady stream of steamy scat (which was debunked nanoseconds after it tumbled off his forked tongue) his disrespectful antics on deadly serious subjects during the debate made him eclipse Al Gore as the all-time winner of the Ignoble Douche Prize. I bet if Joe could’ve licked himself like a dog he would have done it last Thursday night. Twice.

Oh well, what can you expect from someone who says the passing of Obamacare is “a big effing deal,” or who canoodles with biker chicks on the campaign trail, or who blurts out when he’s drunk that SEAL Team 6 killed Osama, breaching security and leading to fatwas being put out on their heads (and those of their families)?

Not only have Obama and Biden wrecked our economy, but they have also morphed our highest office in the land into an unfunny SNL skit. Hopefully, they’re destined to only “one season.”

Now, to make certain parents don’t yield up blights like Biden, make sure, mom and dad, that etiquette—even in debate—is part and parcel of your kids’ hard drive. You’re the only one who can make this happen, so pay attention to the bullet points below to guarantee your kids don’t follow our vapid Veep’s conduct.

• -Never exaggerate.
• -Never point at another.
• -Never betray a confidence.
• -Never laugh at the misfortunes of others.
• -Never give a promise that you do not fulfill.
• -Never speak much of your own performances.
• -Never make yourself the hero of your own story.
• -Never fail to give a polite answer to a civil question.
• -Never call a new acquaintance by their first name unless requested.
• -Never attempt to draw the attention of the company constantly upon yourself.
• -Never exhibit too great a familiarity with a new acquaintance, as you may give offense.
• -Never fail to tell the truth. If truthful, you get your reward. You will get your punishment if you deceive.
• -Never fail to speak kindly. If in any position where you exercise authority, you show yourself to be a gentleman by your pleasant mode of address.
• -Never attempt to convey the impression that you are a genius.

And for those who think my disdain for Joe’s juvenile behavior is rank partisan perturbation, his own party’s cheerleaders derided him for his derisive behavior. Check it out:

NBC News’ David Gregory: “Biden’s smile is out of control.” (David Gregory, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

NBC News’ Mike O’Brien: “Biden really has to rein in his mannerisms.” (Mike O’Brien, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

CNN’s Piers Morgan: “Joe, seriously, STOP SMIRKING. This is serious stuff. Be Vice-Presidential.” (Piers Morgan, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

CNN’s Gloria Borger: “It was condescending at times, to Paul Ryan and I think I could’ve done with a lot less eye rolling and chuckling on the part of Joe Biden.” (CNN’s “Inside The Spin Room,” 10/11/12)

Bloomberg’s Josh Barro: “Biden smirk is … not good.” (Josh Barro, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

NBC News’ Betsy Fischer Martin: “Biden constant smiling is reminding me of Gore constant sighing in 2000.” (Betsy Fischer Martin, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

The Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza: “Ok. I have decided. I find the Biden smile slightly unsettling.” (Chris Cillizza, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

The Washington Post’s Aaron Blake: “Biden making lots of noise/motion while Ryan is talking.” (Aaron Blake, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

WPHT Philadelphia’s Chris Stigall: “Biden laughs like this is a game. Disgraceful.” (Chris Stigall, Twitter Feed, 10/11/12)

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Biden.

[SandRat]

Biden was a Used Car Salesman on display.

[peggybac]

After watching the spectacle the other night, I thought of how my parents would have acted had Biden been their son. They would have been disgusted, rightly, and would have made him apologize to Ryan, Ryan’s family and the viewers. I simply can’t believe not one of Biden’s family members who were so quick to say, “Good job!” didn’t once mention what a disrespectful person he was to another.

[The Great RJ]

If Obama at the first debate looked like he had smoked weed, Biden looked like he was on crack.

[libstripper]

Worse than his disrespect for Ryan was his obvious contempt for America and Americans. We invited him and Ryan into our homes for a responsible, adult debate over very serious problems, including the horrible pace of the so-called “recovery” and the almost total disintegration of our foreign policy. We got one debater who was a responsible adult who addressed the issues, Ryan, and another, Biden, who did his best to imitate an angry chimp, screeching and throwing his own shit. Biden deliberately insulted the American people. He, in effect, said “You and your concerns about your livelihoods and our country’s security are beneath contempt and I'm going to show it by acting like a rabid chimp.”

This is totally in line with the basic contempt for America and Americans that both Obamas have shown by their obscenely expensive and ostentatious vacations and White House entertainment on the taxpayers’ dime. With each one they, in effect, say:

“Up yours America and American taxpayers, we're going to show all you how much better than you we are by squandering your money and and your grand children's by pissing it away on worthless travel and entertainment while you're suffering through the worst depression since the Great Depression. Eat your own shit and enjoy it!!”

The more I think about what Biden did, the more disgusted I get.

[GOPJ]

There's an old tape that was shown on the nightly news - 20 maybe 25 years ago of a young Biden bullying a woman and her children. It was at an airport or train station... His office put out the story that he was drunk or grieving or something.. but it looks like that's the real Biden - charming to the powerful - and a bully to others.

If anyone can find a copy of the tape it could be a game changer.

[GOPJ]

There's an old tape of Biden shown on the nightly news 20 maybe 25 years ago. It shows a young Biden bullying a woman and her children. Biden's crudeness was caught on tape at an airport or train station - I don't remember which... His office put out the story that he was drunk or grieving or something.. but from the debates it looks like that's the real Biden.

Biden was mocking the woman - asking her if she knew who he was ( and how important he was). It was sick.

If anyone can find a copy of the tape it could be a game changer. The MSM has the tape - but knowing how they're in the tank for dems, they won't show it. CBS might have enough integrity with their one reporter... but our best chance if for a freeper to find it and post it...

[GVnana]

LOL! Leave it to Giles to say what needed to be said.

[peggybac]

I’m looking - so far I found drunk Joe singing The Villages theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ&feature=related

[KansasGirl]

I rally think Biden was on something.

[Kaslin]

I wouldn’t doubt it

[GOPJ]

LOL

Well, it’s a start...