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Santa doesn’t smoke a pipe in PC rewrite of 'Twas the Night'
New York Post ^
| October 14, 2012
| SUSANNAH CAHALAN
Posted on 10/14/2012 4:58:40 PM PDT by dead
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“Santa has stopped smoking, and 2012 is the year he quit, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.” Ahhh tolerance!
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posted on
10/14/2012 4:58:45 PM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
By the 3rd year of Baraq’s second term, Santa will be a member of the Choom Gang....
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:00:33 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
To: dead
“Maybe they should talk about the fact that he’s also overweight and that he probably drinks,” griped Jackie Blackwell, “chief elf” and owner of a Canadian Christmas store. I'm just shocked the line,"Twas the Night before Christmas" hasn't been changed to "Twas the Night before the winter holiday".....
.....yet!
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:04:11 PM PDT
by
massmike
(The choice is clear in November: Romney or Caligula!)
To: dead
but he does stuff their stockings with condoms and birth control pills
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:04:42 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: dead
If he used a bong it would be okay.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:06:10 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: GeronL
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:06:26 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
To: dead
So instead of Christmas, shouldn’t it be “holiday” for these libtards?
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:09:28 PM PDT
by
max americana
(Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
To: dead
From Stan Freeberg’s “Green Christmas” classic:
SCROOGE: You there, Crass, uhh, I suppose your company’s running the usual
magazine ads showing cartons of your cigarettes peeking out of the top of Santa’s sack?
CRASS: Better than that! This year we have him smoking one.
SCROOGE: Um-hmmm...
CRASS: Yes. We’ve got Santa a little more rugged, too.
Both sleeves rolled up and a tattoo on each arm. One of ‘em says “Merry Christmas.”
SCROOGE: What does the other one say?
CRASS: “Less tar!”
SCROOGE: Great stuff!
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:09:38 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: GeronL
That almost comes across as rhyming, so he probably does.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:12:17 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: dead
I guess we can’t leave cookies for him anymore, either. Maybe carrots and celery sticks.
Screw this PC crap! I’m still leaving him big ole homemade chocolate chip cookies and whole milk!
To: dead
If the democrats stay in power, there will come a day when Santa is “gay”, is married to a guy named “Tooth Fairy”, and Santa will be required to give the ‘naughty’ kids gifts that were taken from the ‘nice’ kids by his AA hired-goverment paid ‘helpers’.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:18:42 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(I would have voted for NEWT, now it's Ryan and the other guy.~Just livin' life, my way~)
To: GeronL
While visions of Helen Thomas and Sandra Fluke danced in their heads.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:23:52 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(Why do cops have more lenient ROEs when facing us than troops in combat facing suicidal islamists?)
To: Pride in the USA
Freakin’ liberal moonbats!
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:28:11 PM PDT
by
lonevoice
(Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
To: nascarnation
As Santa morphs into a half-black Muslim Richard Simmons transsexual vegan dwarf Communist agitator...
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:34:33 PM PDT
by
Humble Servant
(Work for the most conservative one in the race, and keep up the pressure.)
To: lonevoice
That PC barking moonbat is also probably out there protesting cross monuments in public squares whenever the atheists are raising the song against G-d & religion.
It’s coming to a war, folks, and it’s coming soon.
Deus vult!
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:34:33 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("Free speech is more important than Islam.")
To: dead
Turkeys, and not the kind I like at Christmas. Think I’ll fire up the old briar tonight (I indulge now and then) just out of spite.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:36:02 PM PDT
by
Snake65
To: dead
Turkeys, and not the kind I like at Christmas. Think I’ll fire up the old briar tonight (I indulge now and then) just out of spite.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:36:18 PM PDT
by
Snake65
To: dead
Next we will have Mary and Joseph traveling to Bethlehem in a Chevy Volt.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:43:52 PM PDT
by
jimfree
(In Nov 2012 my 12 y/o granddaughter has more relevant&quality executive experience than Barack Obama)
To: dead
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Why is he always smiling?
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:45:31 PM PDT
by
Roccus
To: jimfree
Next we will have Mary and Joseph traveling to Bethlehem in a Chevy Volt. Because it has the nearest Planned Barrenhood clinic and the evil conservatives prayed the other ones out of business.
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posted on
10/14/2012 5:51:10 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(Why do cops have more lenient ROEs when facing us than troops in combat facing suicidal islamists?)
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