Posted on 10/14/2012 4:58:40 PM PDT by dead
Voice on phone: "Tommy, he's gone."
Jimmy Conway: "What do you mean gone?"
Voice: "He's gone and there's nothing we could do about it."
Conway smashes phone on hook.
Nothing?
You have a very limited imagination Ms. Liberal Soul Garbage.
And your knowledge of history sucks, too.
argh
A Visit From Obama
Twas the night before elections,
And all thru the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldnt stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note...
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
Awesome scene!
OMG! Outrageous! And we are the intolerant?
That's where you're wrong, biotch. You don't own the image of Santa, and I'll draw him smoking a doob as big as his thumb if I want. So take your PC crap and stuff it up your chimney.
I knew a niece of the author that wrote the original. Excuse me while I go rewrite some Emily Dickinson and Robert Louis Stevenson. I might even rework some classic hymns while I’m at it! Don’t you just love revisionist history /sarc
..but it would be OK in the PC world if it packed with MartJ.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
All hell will break loose in liberal la la land.
Tiny Tim Chestnuts.
‘nuf said
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