I knew a niece of the author that wrote the original. Excuse me while I go rewrite some Emily Dickinson and Robert Louis Stevenson. I might even rework some classic hymns while I’m at it! Don’t you just love revisionist history /sarc
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
All hell will break loose in liberal la la land.