God:
Why did you post that thing to 1010RD?
Kevmo:
I’m sorry, God, but the stupidity was so overwhelming. Plus, he was involved with berating conservatives on a conservative website, he was being a troll.
God:
The problem is, we have so few trolls here in Heaven.
Kevin:
Maybe, dear Lord, you could grant them more brains?
Kevmo: Maybe, dear Lord, you could grant them more brains?
God: No, Kevmo. Diocletian smashed the brains out of all the Christians. 1010RD will have to wait until my Coming when I’ll embrace him in his glorified body as he rises to meet me.