[who knows what evil?]

I have wished for YEARS that some external ‘force’ or entity would hook a giant tow chain into Cape Cod, and haul the whole mess north of I-64 and east of I-81 out into the North Atlantic, where it could drift aimlessly while the rest of the country recovers. A six-month warning for conservatives to evacuate would only be fair, of course.

[Venturer]

It wouldn’t take long for those two guys to leave.